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 Post subject: Bananas and butter menthol.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:13 am 
Aggggghhhh ... stand back kids I'm crook as a mangy cyote.
I've been sucking butter menthols for two days trying to easy this sore throat.
Now I'm aching all over like Bendrr beat me with his butt.
So I cancelled the morrows work and went to bed early....
Crawled out of bed near midday ... phoned a friend ... had the mad thought a swim in the ocean might be a good idea... drove to the beach ... dove right in and near froze my tits off ... Shivering I thought of hot fish & chips at a nearby town.. nah my head hurts... ate a banana instead ... NO!! ... that sickly sweet taste is not good... butter menthols be damed! Headed back home for a hot cup of tea and a lay down.

Moral of the story: Always stay morose when you're sick. That way you'll not get crazy ideas like swiming in the ocean mid winter or eating a banana without first spitting the butter menthol.

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 Post subject: Re: Bananas and butter menthol.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2016 4:11 am 
Moral: Empty your bladder and take your meds before posting. :spliff:


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