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 Post subject: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:55 pm 
Unlike global warming are happening right now!

There was one in Peru and Bolivia, another in Indonesia, Africa, New Zealand is fucked, theSolomon Islands and Japan are about to be hit then Southern California, Colorado and Canada.
You can see the sense of go-bags now.

Ckecklist:

Water
Torch
Knife
Space blanket
Chocolate
Phone
First-aid kit
Fire lighter
Bible
Inflateable canoe (optional 😆


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:40 am 
"inflatable canoe"

Big black dildo?


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:14 am 
The bible is an excellent survival tool.


Great for starting campfires and/or wiping your ass.


:fairy:

:girlaufklo:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:14 am 
I would include several more safety items. A G43 9mm and 100 hollow point rounds.


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:31 pm 
I was taught if you die at Armageddon you won't get a recusitation.

so why not smoke and get drunk and die from an over doze just before the hell cuts loose? :girlc: :wine: :drunk3: :spliff:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:40 am 
Earhquakes? Oh that'd be the farting :girlc:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:16 am 
This forum is too serious. You guys need to lighten up a bit :lmao:


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