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 Post subject: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:44 am 
Copy and paste these 50 questions and fill in your own answers.

Upon reading this you automatically agree to the terms, conditions and punishments including the blood curdling gypsy curse for failing to comply.

1) Are you confident with the way you look? My iron is broken and my housemaid ran off with the butler
2) Relationship status? Single
3) Ever fallen in love? Yes
4) Height? 6' 5"
5) Hair colour? Hair?
6) Last person you said 'i love you' to? My dog Allepo.
7) Do you regret it? No
8) Last person you spoke to on the phone? Lady Hamilton-Smyth :)
9) Last TEXT message says? Can you deliver to Essex?
10) Ever kissed someone the same sex? Yes
11) Shy or nah: Nah
12) Last facebook message said? There never was a plane that hit the pentagon. Of course it was a missile.
13) Would you slap your ex for £20? No but I'd shag her for a hundred!
14) Fears? FremmanUK lol!!
15) Had a relationship that was a mistake? 8 women in ten years. Or was it arse about?
16) Favourite animal? Lesser spotted tree hugger.
17) Ever been abroad? Yes
18) Someone you can trust? Danny pisspot O'Grady..
19) Do you miss someone? Yes
20) Battery percent? 41%
21) Current mood? Bewildered (Answering these bloody endless questions)
22) Someone you love? Nigella Lawson
23) Someone you hate? The Police and the police.
24) How many people have you kissed in 2016? Two dozen or so.
25) Religion? Christian Rastafarian
26) How old will you be in 5 years? over 45.
27) Eminem or Drake? Eminem
28) Shoe size? UK 14
29) Ever rode a horse? Yes. Several times with a saddle and once bareback and naked along the beach.
30) Long distance friendships? In real life - Yes.
31) Ever meet someone in person who you met over the internet? Many!
32) Best friend on the opposite sex? Yes
33) Do you get on better with males or females? Males are smelly and jealous of me.
34) Best day/s? Chilling with shrooms.
35) What pets do you have? A stray dog I found in Italy.
36)) Favourite day of the week? They all the same.
37) Ever been to Scotland? "Awa' an bile yer heid"
38) Like meeting new people? Babies? Yuk... you can put them back where they came from!!
39) Something you can't live without? Mead
40) Makeup or no makeup? Makeup sex is great. Worth fighting for!
41) Ever rode a donkey? Was better than the horses. Jesus prefered mode of transport.
42) If you could read a book of your future would you read it? Yes, but not before bedtime.
43) Ever been cheeted on? NEVER! I've not even been to Africa.
44) How old will you be on your next birthday? 40 something.
45) Worst day? Which one?
46) 5 girls you're closest to? The nearest ones
47) 5 boys you're closest to?
David Thornton
Big John Battersby
Harold Hartwig
Sean Waters
Nobby Clarkson
48) Has 2016 been the best year for you? YES Brexit :)
49) Do you give second chances: Why, what you up to?
50) so you regret anything? Filling in this form


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:54 am 
NO!


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 3:50 am 
Hi Celtic! :dk:


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:55 am 
Why would a band call itself The Police? :girlc:


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:32 pm 
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Fuck off and disappear the celty cunt.

Enjoy sleeping on Blackfriars bridge for Xmas.

:girlherzblink:


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:10 am 
Cor blimey yer such a daft prat LOL

You're supposed to cut and paste and supply your own answers.

Celty: 1
FreemanUK: -6


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:11 am 
Cor blimey yer such a daft prat LOL

You're supposed to cut and paste and supply your own answers.

Celty: 1
FreemanUK: -6


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:00 am 
I love these things.

Copy and paste these 50 questions and fill in your own answers.

Upon reading this you automatically agree to the terms, conditions and punishments including the blood curdling gypsy curse for failing to comply.

1) Are you confident with the way you look? : Yep :foen:
2) Relationship status? : Single -ish lol
3) Ever fallen in love? : Yes
4) Height? : 5' 9"
5) Hair colour? : um blonde lol
6) Last person you said 'i love you' to? : My mom.
7) Do you regret it? : Yeah, kinda.
8) Last person you spoke to on the phone? : A mexican trying to sell me a cell phone 😡
9) Last TEXT message says? : C U Tomoz x
10) Ever kissed someone the same sex? : no!
11) Shy or nah: : extremely shy
12) Last facebook message said? : "Merry xmas to you and yours Madeline, I loveyour posts."
13) Would you slap your ex for £20? : 20 pounds of what?
14) Fears? : That freemanUK will never find his gander. :shrink:
15) Had a relationship that was a mistake? : me and freemanUK? We are just good friends 😆
16) Favourite animal? : my horse Latte
17) Ever been abroad? : Hawaii, Japan, Australia, Mexico, England, France, Croatia, Argentina, Bolivia, Switzerland and America of course. 🇱🇷
18) Someone you can trust? : My brother Russell ... can trust him to stuff things up.
19) Do you miss someone? Yes when my aim is off
20) Battery percent? : ?
21) Current mood? : sexy
22) Someone you love? : freemanUK and Gene Rosenberg.
23) Someone you hate? : Satan the devil 😡
24) How many people have you kissed in 2016? : Ask me again next year.
25) Religion? : DUH!
26) How old will you be in 5 years? : middle aged *le sigh*
27) Eminem or Drake? : yuk & yuker!!
28) Shoe size? : 6
29) Ever rode a horse? : Double DUH!
30) Long distance friendships? : yes with freemanUK 😄
31) Ever meet someone in person who you met over the internet? : no
32) Best friend on the opposite sex? : freemanUK
33) Do you get on better with males or females? : no I'm not sexist
34) Best day/s? : trail riding.
35) What pets do you have? : two horses, a dog, two cats and a varying number of chickens.
36)) Favourite day of the week? : Sunday
37) Ever been to Scotland? : where is it?
38) Like meeting new people? : Babies? Yuk lol
39) Something you can't live without? : real maple syrup and salmon berry jam
40) Makeup or no makeup? : truth is strange enough - no need to make things up.
41) Ever rode a donkey? : no way!
42) If you could read a book of your future would you read it? : no
43) Ever been cheeted on? : gawd knows lol
44) How old will you be on your next birthday? 40+
45) Worst day? : 9/11
46) 5 girls you're closest to? : Josie, Michele, Di, Chatipowa and Roberta.
47) 5 boys you're closest to? : Mike, James, Russell, Wesley and freemanUK 😆
48) Has 2016 been the best year for you? : no coment
49) Do you give second chances: no way! I don't even give first chances!!
50) so you regret anything? : Um, pretty much everything 😆


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and shit.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:30 am 
16) Favorite animal? Swamp ape. :girlc:


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