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 Post subject: Hey Madi
PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 4:32 am 
Since you seem to be our local Watchtower scholar, please answer me these:

Will My super powers include levitatation or the ability to fly? I always wanted to and think it'd be fun.
Will my go-bag effect the areodynamics?
Will we communicate with telepathy (in ancient hebrew?).
Will my boner be like that of a donkey or shrivel up redundant?
In a billion years time will there be a battle between the Jehovah's Witness Intergalactic Order and the Chirch of Jesus Christ of Laterday Saints Federation?

Bro. Stumbles.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey Madi
PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:05 am 
With God all things are possible though some might not be advantageous.

For instance; Men can now use 3D printers to make most things perhaps soon even a human body. This makes the resurection not seem so out there eh

Auto-correct typed "best erection" instead of resurrection lol.


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