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 Post subject: Hey Madi
PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 5:32 am 
Since you seem to be our local Watchtower scholar, please answer me these:

Will My super powers include levitatation or the ability to fly? I always wanted to and think it'd be fun.
Will my go-bag effect the areodynamics?
Will we communicate with telepathy (in ancient hebrew?).
Will my boner be like that of a donkey or shrivel up redundant?
In a billion years time will there be a battle between the Jehovah's Witness Intergalactic Order and the Chirch of Jesus Christ of Laterday Saints Federation?

Bro. Stumbles.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey Madi
PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 11:05 am 
With God all things are possible though some might not be advantageous.

For instance; Men can now use 3D printers to make most things perhaps soon even a human body. This makes the resurection not seem so out there eh

Auto-correct typed "best erection" instead of resurrection lol.


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 Post subject: Re: Hey Madi
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 5:05 pm 
Huh??


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 Post subject: Re: Hey Madi
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 2:40 am 
Its interesting Jesus gave commandments to

'preach the good news , heal the sick , raise the dead and expel demons '

Seeing its Jesus commandment and not a suggestion, it appears these commandments are far more superior works then levitation that proves nothing ..


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 Post subject: Re: Hey Madi
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 11:08 am 
Beg your pardon? Levitation was always a sign of God's blessing. In the hebrew scriptures Elijah was levitated all the way up to heaven in the whirlwind, in the greek scriptures Jesus levitated up into the clouds. lazarus was levitated back to life. Far from being irrelevant, the levitation hope is a cornerstone doctrine of our faith. :fairy:


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 Post subject: Re: Hey Madi
PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:05 am 
Resurrection and levitation, two different things

levitating a dead persons body, is one thing but to bring it back to life is resurrection


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