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 Post subject: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:17 am 
There is a lot of talk about the animals in Noah's Ark. What do you think? I think there was plenty of room. There is so much dis information in the pictures such as hippopotomusses and other animals that can swim such as otters and beavers and even snakes. As well there are so many animals that can fly and rest on the sea such as pelicans and albatroses. Also the size of the animals is important. For instance most likely the elephants were babies or a pigmy variety. So what would be your favorite animal? Mine would be a pet raccoon.


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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:23 am 
Should you be in school?


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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:20 pm 
The only people still talking about tne animals in noahs ark are home schooled jehovahs witness morons and american evangelicals who dropped out of school in the 3rd grade (eg most of alabama).

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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:24 am 
So is your favorite animal aligators? :lmao:


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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 5:10 am 
But seriously,

Noah's father died the same year as the flood. Was he an apostate? Was it murder? Did he die of water on the lung or natural causes? He was 969. Where did they bury his body? Did it get washed into the persian gulf and float to Indonesia?

So many things for the ancients to reveal :lolly:


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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:02 am 
Where do you think all the weird religions came from such as the Buddhist?

I think the further people got from the ark the more they lost the plot.

For instance by the time they got to India they must have lost the scroll of Genesis.

And by the time Hams offspring got to Africa they even lost the skill to read and write.

:girly6:


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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:09 pm 
Hi Madi.

Allow me to clue you in. The bible is a collection of horseshit fairy tales (derived from even older horseshit fairy tales) written by wandering morons in the middle east,
3000 years ago.

Do yourself a favor and get an education beyond the shit-tower.


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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:26 am 
Thank you but I already went to the best school.

I am just breaking things down here to suit the level of the audience.

I do like your theory about the wandering mormons writing on scrolls of horseshit or however you put it. Thats funny. But seriously there is no point if I talk above people or go too deep before they grasp the basics.

PS: If that's your real name i think your parents might need some help. :shrink:


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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:02 am 
I was overly ambitious and will start with the basics.

1: Noah's Ark is real. If you have been stumbled or have doubts do a google search "Mt. Ararat Noah's Ark".

2: Do not get confused by the life size ark built by pilgrims further down the mountain.

3. Think outside the box. Use your logic and meditation to answer basic questions not specified in the bible.

For instance, think about alternative dispersal methodologies. As the waters receeded Noah and his sons could have easily used smaller vessels to carry animals to America, Japan, Australia ...

Stay strong,

Madeline.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:48 pm 
They say Noah drowning in a vat of wine.

How cruel the irony :drunk3:


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 Post subject: Re: Noah's Ark animals
PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:20 am 
Yes there was a lot of room on the ark

And its all true ,

Noah took two of all animals and several of some other groups .

And as we know today , there are varieties within 'kinds' and science has proved all dogs have a common ancestor

And that common ancestor was from the pair Noah took on the ark.


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