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 Post subject: Seriously, Who is Gene Rosenberg?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:49 am 
A confused Old Jehovah's Witness who doesn't believe the bible :lmao:


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously, Who is Gene Rosenberg?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:39 am 
How rude! :panic:


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously, Who is Gene Rosenberg?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:39 pm 
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving used car salesman from Belgium, who was a loyal Jehovah's Witness Elder. He had low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. She was studying to be a Witness when they married. She already had two bastard sons and they had webbed feet also, along with a very limited IQ. I never was able to see eye to eye with them, as they never matured mentally. - Or grew taller than 4 feet. They also suffered from an extremely bad body odor. (They grew up to become Elders in the local congregation like my father. Or "Glorious Ones" as they liked to call themselves.) When my father was not giving talks at the Kingdom Hall, studying the Watchtower, or going door to door, he would womanize, he would drink, he would watch porn on the Internet, and he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possesses and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, Luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets and attend District Conventions. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really, this was taught by the Witnesses, as a way to prepare the young for the way the world would treat them. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 18, the presiding overseers wife whose name was Vilma, ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Mazaltov!


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously, Who is Gene Rosenberg?
PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:47 am 
:lol3:


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously, Who is Gene Rosenberg?
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:39 am 
He was once the greatest troll in the galaxy. And a friend. He's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.


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 Post subject: Re: Seriously, Who is Gene Rosenberg?
PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:42 am 
I once took a ride on his moustache.

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 Post subject: Re: Seriously, Who is Gene Rosenberg?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:45 pm 
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