Post subject: Is steroid use ruining professional sports?
Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:42 pm
Steroids? I think it's a good thing. Look what it's done to our baseball players. Roger Clemens, my main man, he can throw a ball 3 hundred and 80 miles an hour. Steroids. After 20 years? That's a bad mother fucker.
I think there should be a whole new league where you can have all the steroids you want. Who cares if you grow another foot? You have three fucking feet. Run mother fucker! If I spend $700 for a basketball game I wanna see a mother fucker fly. Let the BALL have steroids.
Boxing? I wanna see somebody knock that mother fucker's head OFF. I wanna see a hockey player eat the fucking puck.
I wanna tell you who needs some steroids. The soccer players. Three fucking hours. The score is 1 to 1. Give em some steroids. I wanna see the score 115 to 150. I'd pay to see some shit like that.
But you need steroids. I'm gonna get me some fucking steroids. I wanna be able to bang bang bang a girl for bout two years. Knock a mother fucker out. Boom! Boom! Boom boom!
And give em to the people goin over there in Iraq. Give em some steroids. That shit would have been over if they had steroids. Let's go home. We done killed everybody. Come on.