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 Post subject: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:07 am 
My wedding night was a disaster. My husband couldn't get it up, so he started rubbing his penis. And I guess that's one of those things that the more you stress about it, the less likely it is to work properly. So he keeps beating off, keeps beating off, finally gets about a half-stock, so he puts on a condom and tries to shove it in, but by that time it's limp again. So he starts crying and then smacks himself in the nuts as hard as he could. Which makes him gag and choke and double over in pain. DUH. All the while I'm laying next to him holding a bottle of Astroglide, half asleep and thinking, "What the hell have I done?"


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:27 am 
So what happened? Still married? Did it get better?


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:27 pm 
Postmodern: Sorry to here that. It could be stress, or in most cases it most likely is (ED) erectile dis function which a lot of men get, no matter if young or old.
Don't despair there are solutions to your husbands problem. Viagra, cialis, or go to Boston medical group. The later is a guaranteed fix but can be costly.

Kojack57


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:37 am 
:lmao: posts post

:yay: this forum is classic.


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:21 pm 
Thanks guest. I can use this information :girlherzblink:


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:44 am 
Val? :radl:


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:41 pm 
:gorg:


:yay6:


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:11 am 
:girlherzblink:


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:26 am 
:lmao:


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:20 am 
Let the marriage bed be honorable

marriage is a legal union and law is spiritual

Any problem in marriage can be taken to Jehovah in prayer because salvation by man is worthless
What is quite apparent from this question posed here is the person doesn't know what love is

and that is the root of the problem the poor person here equates true love with sexual performance like some sort of dog

Dear one . love your husband from a clean heart and your problem will disappear


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:00 pm 
little lamb wrote:
Let the marriage bed be honorable

marriage is a legal union and law is spiritual

Any problem in marriage can be taken to Jehovah in prayer because salvation by man is worthless
What is quite apparent from this question posed here is the person doesn't know what love is

and that is the root of the problem the poor person here equates true love with sexual performance like some sort of dog

Dear one . love your husband from a clean heart and your problem will disappear


Stupid cunt


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 3:07 am 
:radl:


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 Post subject: Re: My wedding night was a disaster
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:21 am 
I had a similar honeymoon.

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