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 Post subject: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:55 pm 
Unlike global warming are happening right now!

There was one in Peru and Bolivia, another in Indonesia, Africa, New Zealand is fucked, theSolomon Islands and Japan are about to be hit then Southern California, Colorado and Canada.
You can see the sense of go-bags now.

Ckecklist:

Water
Torch
Knife
Space blanket
Chocolate
Phone
First-aid kit
Fire lighter
Bible
Inflateable canoe (optional 😆


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:40 am 
"inflatable canoe"

Big black dildo?


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:14 am 
The bible is an excellent survival tool.


Great for starting campfires and/or wiping your ass.


:fairy:

:girlaufklo:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:14 am 
I would include several more safety items. A G43 9mm and 100 hollow point rounds.


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:31 am 
I was taught if you die at Armageddon you won't get a recusitation.

so why not smoke and get drunk and die from an over doze just before the hell cuts loose? :girlc: :wine: :drunk3: :spliff:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:40 am 
Earhquakes? Oh that'd be the farting :girlc:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:16 am 
This forum is too serious. You guys need to lighten up a bit :lmao:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:20 am 
Scientists now admit that earthquakes do happen in a chain reaction just as the bible says "in one place after another." :lolly:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:13 am 
You guys need a savior

" to wait for his Son from heaven, whom he raised from the dead, Jesus our deliverer from the coming wrath."


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:47 pm 
Oh yes imaginary Jesus do cum save us from the imaginary earthshakes caused by your imaginary dad. :dh:


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:50 am 
Our Father in heaven isn't imaginary , neither is Jesus Christ

What is imaginary is those who think their Father was a bowl of primordial soup


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:17 am 
Genesis says all life on earth came from the pre-deluvian soup. But soup worshippers? That's a new one. Death to the ministoniites, the pea & hamerites and the french onionites and the gluttons and all those who worship the spaghetti bolognese!!


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:42 am 
Gods Word warns
'and their God is their belly, and their glory consists in their shame and they have their minds upon things of the earth.'


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:28 pm 
That scribe should have got out more. Not many people are that shallow. Maybe he was just afraid of his own bent?


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 Post subject: Re: Earthquakes in one place after another.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:35 pm 
I warn everyone against eating the raw shrimp. It is an unclean thing and an abomination to the lord!


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